suho chanyeol baekhyun kyungsoo kai sehun luhan kris tao lay chen xiumin
dick-too-bbomb: can we just talk about how everyone’s teaser has normal future dreams like being a singer or something and then chanyeol’s is just conquering fucking space
gloopday: The team team
necrophilic: when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
davegrohlgetinmybed: theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
titaniumbutt: you may be the but i am the
striderna: there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
lameborghini: 1 note isnt what martin luther king jr dreamed of
meladoodle: monkeysgoingcrazy: meladoodle: let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
EXO IS ALL OVER MY HEAD...
jackoffrost: hating a ship that 75% of a fandom ships
opparisgay: WHEN JONGHYUN COMES BACK YOU BETTER ALL HAVE BOXES OF TISSUES READY TO DISTRIBUTE AROUND THE FANDOM BECAUSE I FEEL A TIDAL WAVE OF FEELS COMING. PLS TELL YOUR NEIGHBOURS AND FRIENDS SO THEY CAN BE PREPARED FOR THESE FEELS BC I’M 338.9938% SURE I WILL TURN INTO A PSYCHOTIC CHILD AND CRY I MIGHT LOSE SOME BRAIN CELLS PLS ALL GET READY, BRACE YOURSELVES BECAUSE THE FEELS ARE COMING.
its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
Relationship status: currently in an abusive relationship with SM Ent.
tupacabra: one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
this is the real way to do it. 这才是王道。
cassiesandsnark: you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
thespookiesttaco: i would do my homework but sadly i am only an eel
budotty: robotbekah: royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work We had a kid in High School who pretended to be Russian, too.